Teacher : Which is the Language used in China..?
Dundumol : Chineese
Teacher : What about Japan..?
Aarumon : Japanese
Teacher : And in France...?
Tintumon : Francis..!!
Thursday, March 31, 2011
654 : Valavum Keedanaashiniyum
Karshakashree Award Tintumonu kitti. Interview nadathaanaayi ethiya reporter
Reporter : Sir…Thankalck ithrayum vilavu labhikkan eth valamaanu upayogichath..??
Tintumon : Reshanari valamaayum ath kazhukiya vellam keedanaashini aayum upayogichu..!!
653 : Premam
Aarumon : Da Tintu, Ninte premam enthaayi..??
Tintumon : Aval vilickaan thudangiyedaa
Aarumon : Wow, Kollallo..Engana vilickunne...??
Tintumon : Aadyam thanthack vilickum...pinne idack thallackum...!!
652 : G or H
Aarumon : Da Pinkumol illadhe enikku jeevikkan valiya kazhiyilla
Tintumon : Hmmm.. ‘G’ vikkan valiya budhimuttanel ini kure kaalam ‘H’ vikkan nokku..alla pinne…
651 : Pisa Tower
Teacher : Pisa gopuram evidaanennu paranjhittu nee innu veetileck poyaal mathi
Tintumon : Sathyamaayittum njan eduthittilla..Ente trouserinu pocket polum illa...venel nockicko..
650 : Mobile Number Portability
Dundumon : What is mobile number portability..??
Tintumon : Bharya pazhaya shoshamma thanne pakshe service Leelammede..!
649 : By Mistake or Not
Teacher : Suppose if by mistake you step on a lady's foot. What will you do..?
Tintumon : I say, Pardon me
Teacher : Very Good. Now suppose if the lady hugs you and say its alright, What will you do..?
Tintumon : I will step on the other foot..!!
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