422 : Raghu Vamsha Raajaav

 

Teacher : Raghu vamshathile avasanathe raajavinte perenthu..?

Tintumon : Bheeman Raghu...!!

 

421 : Thullal Prasthaanam

   

Malayalam Classil

Teacher : Thullal prasthanathinte upanjathavu aara…..?

Tintumol : Kumar…….

Tintumon : Kumari Rimi Tomy

420 : Dont know Driving ?

Aarumon : Da Tintu, Pinkumole njan oru kiss adichittu odi poyal aval enthu vicharikkum…?

Tintumon : Driving ariyathavan horn adichu odi poyennu vicharikkum…!!

419 : Turks and Germs

   

Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called...?

Tintumon : I don’t know.

Teacher : They are called Turks...Now tell What are the people of Germany called...?

Tintumon : Germs...!!

418 : Ladies Toilet

  

Teacher :  Which is the one place that man built but still cant go ?

Tintumon : Ladies Toilet...!!

417 : Dreaming Coincidence

  

Pinkumol : Last night I saw a dream that you sending me jewellery and clothes...! 

Tintumon : Yea, I saw your Dad paying the bill too..!!!

416 : Dashamoolaarishtam

 

Tintumon at medical shop

Tintumon : Give me one ten corner rice like

Shopkeeper : eh..??.. Whats it...?

Tintumon : English ariyila alle...oru  DASHAMOOLARISHTAM thaado....

415 : You are my Best Wife

  

Aarumon got married 

Tintumon : Hows your life after marriage..?

Aarumon : We are so friendly..I can tell anything to her...

Tintumon : Anything...?

Aarumon : Yea sure...anything...

Tintumon : Then tell her 'You are my Best Wife'

 

414 : Talking Sweetly with Wife

  

Tintumon was talking so sweetly for a long time in Phone

Aarumon : Aarodaa samsaarichath...?

Tintumon : Wife nodu

Aarumon : Ithra snehathodeyo...?...!!

Tintumon : Ninte wife aayirunnedaa...!!

413 : Interview Questions and Answers

  

In an interview

Interviewer : How does a scooter run....?
 

Tintumon : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….

Interviewer shouts : Stop it..!!
 

Tintumon : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp...

412 : Arrested for Shopping Early..?

  

Tintumon at Court

Judge : Why are you arrested..?
 

Tintumon : For shopping early

Judge : Well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping..?

Tintumon : Before opening the shop..!!

411 : Adobe Photoshop Tricks

  

Pinkumol : Da Tintu enikku ente mugathe mugakkuru, karutha paadugal,  kuzhigal, ee irunda niram , ee chulivugal ellam maatanam ….. njan endhu cheyyanam...?

Tintumon : Try Adobe Photoshop…… alladhe rekshayilla...!!

410 : Kiss at a Park

   

Policeman : Parkil irunnano mr oru pennine ketti pidikkunnadhu..?

Tintumon :  Njangalude kalyanam kazhinjadha sir…

Policeman : Ok ennal pinne veetil vachu aayikkoode idhokke…?

Tintumon : Adhu sheriya but ivalude barthavu endhu karudhum sir…?

409 : Breathing problem while walking

  

Tintumon : Doctor speedil odiyal enikk vallatha shwasam mutal varunnu.

Doctor : Enthina speedil odunnath,pathukke nadannal pore...?

Tintumon : Maala potticha shesham pathukke nadakkan pattumo doctor....?

408 : Against Marriage

   

Tintumon Dundumolod : Edee nammude kalyana kaaryam paranjhappol veettukaarck bhayabgara ethirppu..

Dundumol : Veetil aarckaa kooduthal ethirppu....?

Tintumon : Bharyackum Pillerckum...!!

407 : Mobile recharge @ Rs.10

  

Tintumon : 10 rupaku recharge cheyyanam …
 

Kadackaran : 10 rupaku recharge cheytal 7 rupacke talktime kittathullu.
 

Tintumon : Saramilla Bakki 3 rupaku muttayi thannal mathi...!!

406 : Mobile Won from a Race

  

Dundumol : Nice mobile, from where did u buy...?

Tintumon : I won it in a running race

Dundumol : How many persons participated....?

Tintumon : 4: Mobile owner, 2 Policemen and myself...!!

405 : Barile Book

  

Tintumon Baril ninnum varunathu Achan kandu

 

Achan : Enthinada Baril poye..?

 

Tintumon : Book vanganaa..!

 

Achan : Avideyentha book aano vilikkunathu..?

 

Tintumon : Innale marannu vechathu vangan poyatha...!!

 

404 : Tintumon Vs Ambani

  

Ambani : Ente caril ravile purapettal rathri ayalum ente estatinte pakuthi polum kandu kazhiyilla....!!! 

 

Tintumon : Ingane pishuckan aavaathe oru nalla Car vaangickoode chetta...!!

403 : Surprise to Dad

  

Tintumon : Mummy enikku oru aniyan venam 

 

Mummy : Ninte Dad dubaiyilalle vannittu alochikkam 

 

Tintumon : Venda namuck Dadiku surprise kodukkam...!!

 

402 : Question to Right Person

  

Achan pashuvmayi pogunnathu Tintumon kandu

 

Tintumon : Engotta eee pothineyum kondu...??

Achan : Manda ithu pothalla pashuva....

 
Tintumon : Njan pashuvinoda chodichathu...!!

 

 

401 : DNA Test

  

Achan : Testinu poyittu enthayi....?

Tintumon : Njan thottu Acha...

Achan : Nee ini enne Acha ennu vilikanda...

Tintumon : Ithu class testanu allaathe DNA Testalla...

 

400 : Whats Your Weight..?

  

Doctor : What's your weight...?

 

Tintumon : 55kg with specs...!

 

Doctor : And without specs....?

 

Tintumon : I can't see that Doctor....!

 

 

399 : Loan

  

Bank Manager : Kazhinja aazhchayalle Auto vangan thanikku loan thannathu...??

Tintumon : Athe

Bank Manager : Ippo enthina veendum loan...??

Tintumon : Petrol vangananu sir….

 

398 : Chicken Guniya

  

Tintumon Flirting at Dundumol

Ninte aaa chuvanna kannukal...

Choodulla Nishwasangal.....

Virayarnna shariram...

Thudutha Chundukal....

Hoooo.....

Samshayamillla

Chicken Guniya thanne.....!!!!

397 : The Super deal

  

Tintumon : I Gifted My Wife A Diamond Necklace And She Didn’t Speak To Me For one Month.

Pinkumon : Why............?.

Tintumon : Stupid, That Was the Deal… !!

396 : Porotta

   

Joli anveshich Tintumon oru Hotelil ethi

Tintumon : Enik oru Joli tharumo....?

Manager : Ninek Poratta Adikan Ariyumo....?

Tintumon : Nalla Kari undenkil 6 Ennam vare Adikum...!!

 

395 : Tintumon Missing

  

Tintumone kaanaathaayi...Parents Pathrathil kodutha parasyam...

Velutha niram, karutha mudi, 3 adi pokkam, 4.5 adi nakku, vayassu-5,  prayathinokkatha samsaram, malayalam, hindi, tamil, telungu, kannada enni bhashakalil nannayi theri vilikum. kandu kittunnavar dayavai mind cheyyathe pokuka. njangal samadanathode jeevichote...!!

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394 : Veedinte Vilack

  

Sandhya aayappol Tintumon theepettiyumay Pinkumolude adutheeku

Pinkumol : Amme, they e Tintumon enne kathiykkan varunnu.

Amma : eda,neeyente kayyeennu medikkum.

Tintumon : Ammayalle kurachu nerathe paranje. Pinkumol aanu e veedinte vilakkennu...?

393 : Simple Trick to Get away from Sick

  

Tintumon sent SMS to his Boss : Me sick, no work

Boss SMS back : When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

One hour later Tintumon sms to Boss : Me ok now, your wife is very sweet

392 : Relation between Wind and Current

  

Teacher : Kaatum currentum thammillulla bandham entha...?

Tintumon : Kaattadichal current pokum, current adichal kaatum pokum…

 

391 : Exact Attitude in Exams

   

After exam

Tintumol : How was your exam?

Tintumon : They gave me questions which I don't know and I gave them answers which they never know

 

390 : Super Hotel

  

Pinkumon Tintumonte hotelil

Pinkumon : Kazhikkan enthundu.......?

Tintumon : Doshayund chutney illa..Puttundu kadalayilla…Pooriyund Masalayilla…..Chappathy undu Kuruma illa…

Pinkumon : Ennal Hotel poottickoode...??

Tintumon : Poottundu… Thackol illa.....!!

389 : Sugamaaya Jeevitham

  

Thomas Chettan : Sukhamayi jeevikkanam ennu karuthiyanu njan ente mole aa Sasick kettichu koduthathu...

Tintumon : Ennittenthu patty...?

Thomas Chettan : Avan  nadum  veedum upekshich poyi...

Tintumon : Avanum kanille chetta sukhamayi jeevikkanulla aagraham.....?

388 : Milma Milk Rate Went Up

  

Dundumon was reading Newspaper

Dundumon : Milma Palinte Vila kootti...enthaayirickum karanam..??

Tintumon : Ippo vellathinu bhayankara vilayalle....!!

387 : Paul the Octopus

  

Tintumon : Da. Paul neerali marichu..

Pinkumon :  Ayyo Engane…? 

Tintumon : hmmm..India ennu world cup edukkumennu chodhichappol chirichu chirichu heart attack vanna marichadhu…!

386 : First Silent Film in Malayalam

  

Teacher : Which Was The First Silent Film In Malayalam....?

Tintumon : If The Film Was Silent, How Could You Know It Was Malayalam…?

385 : How 11 should be Pronounced..?

   

We Say 21 as twenty one,

31 as thirty one,

41 as forty one,

51 as fifty one,

Why not 11 as Onety one (Vandi1)...?

Doubt by back bench Hero Tintumon

384 : The Bitter Truth

  

Tintumon's Messege to Tintumol

You = Lovely 

You = Perfect 

You = Beautiful 

You = Amazing 

You = Sweet 

You = Cute 

You = Genius 

You = Fantastic 

You = Fabulous 

Me = Liar

383 : Who should go out....?

Dundumon : Enthina ninte veettile velakkariye ninte amma paranju vittath....??

Tintumon : Allathe pinne Achane paranju vidan pattodaa......??

 

382 : Tintumon's Desire

   

Dad : Ninakku padichu aarayi theerana aagraham....?

Tintumon : Mayavi kadhayile Raju…!!

Dad : What....Why..... ?

Tintumon : Adhavumbol schoolilum poganda, paniyum educkandaa, Radhaye free aayi kittukayum cheyyum

 

381 : Farewell Speech at Bar

    

Tintumon's farewell speech just before the close of the Bar

Dear Drinkers,

A big hangover lasts only a day, but our funny, happy, sad, truthful, embarassing drunken memories will last forever...!!

Will miss you all

380 : To start a Business

  

Tintumon : Acha, enick business thudangaan kurach Cash venam

Achan : Business thudangaan Cash mathram poraa budhiyum venam....

Tintumon : Achante kayyil ullathalle enick chodhickaan patoooo....

379 : Swami Tintumon Swaha..!!

   

Tintumon sanyasiyodu oru lady : Swamy ente bharthavu urakkathil puratheyku pokunu

Swami Tintumon : Makale ithu ninte dukhamano...?...atho enikula invitationo…?? 

378 : What is Special in Heaven

Dundumon : You know, husband & wife aren’t allowed to be together in heaven...........?

Tintumon : Yea , That’s why it’s heaven.............!

377 : Shajahan's Tajmahal and Tintumon's

  

Dundumon : Shajahan thante bharyayude marana shesham avalude ormakkayi Tajmahal ketti…

Tintumon : Njanum ente bharyayude marana shesham ingane thanne cheythu

Dundumon : Nee enthaa cheythath...??

Tintumon : Avalude aniyathiye ketti....!!

 

376 : How to buy best gift for your Wife..?

   

Tintumon's wife wanted to have a new car. On their second wedding Anniversary she told him

Wife : As gift give me something goes from 0 to 80 when i am on it

Tintumon : oh sure my dear

Tintumon gifted her a weighing machine....

375 : Parents the most Respected

   

Teacher : Logathu parentsineckal valuthaayi onnumilla, avare nammal bahumanikkanam..

Tintumon :  Sheri teacher, ethrayum pettannu kalyanam kazhichu Parent aayi maraan shramikkam….

374 : Caught for Sleeping Together

   

Shashi : Meet my wife  Sona

Tintumon :  I knew her...!!

Shashi : How...?

Tintumon : We were caught for sleeping together…!!

Shashi : What............... ? 

Tintumon : Yes, true… 15 years before in our maths class….!!

 

373 : Only Married Men Can Apply

   

Tintumon started a factory

He put notice for recruitment of employees in Newspapers

The heading was

Only Married Men can Apply

One of Tintumon's friends asked him : Why such a condition...?

Tintumon : Married men are so obedient....!!

372: Great Love Messege and Reply

   

Tintumon's girlfiend messages him

“if you are sleeping send me your dreams,

if you are crying send me your tears,

if you are laughing send me your laughter”

Tintumon's Reply : I am in the toilet..

 

371 : Easy way to find your Wife

   

Tintumon approaches a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket : Sweety, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes.....?

Lady : Why you want to talk to me for that...?

Tintumon : Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.