111 : Right Thing

   

Tintumon: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Tintumon: But mom, I was sitting on Dad’s lap.....!!

110 : Essay on a Cricket Match

   

Teacher asked all d students to write an essay on a cricket match. 

All were busy writing except Tintumon.

He wrote “Due to Rain, No Match!”

109 : Oru Tintumon

  

Ernakulathilude Tintumon bus yathra cheyyumbol

Conductor: ticket, ticket

One man: oru shenai

one women: Oru Kavitha

Ithuketta Tintumon Conductorodu: Oru Tintumon...!!

108 : Radio yil Paadickoode?

  

Nannaayi paattu paadunna Dundumolodu 

Tintumon: Ninakku TV-yilo Radio-yilo padikkoode....?

Dundumol : Athraykkum nannaayittundo..?

Tintumon : Athalla, TV-yilo Radio-yilo avumbol off aakkamalloo…!!!

107 : Prema Vivaham

  

Tintumon Achanod,

Tintumon : Achante prema vivaham aayirunnu alle…?

Achan : ath ninak engane manasilai..??

Tintumon: ente date of birth’um achante kalyana divasavum thammil verum 5 maasathe diffrence mathrame ullu..

106 : Chenda

  

Tintumon : Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo....?

Achan : Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum....

Tintumon : Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku..

105 : Prayer Before Class

  

Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher

Teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche...?

Tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu...!!

104 : Asuran Quotation Team

  

Teacher : Sree Krishnane vadhikkuvanayi kamsan asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnu enthu manasilakkam...???

Tintumon: “Annum quotation team undayirunnu ennu”

103 : Ente Seat

   

Bus-il oral: Ithente seat aanu, njan ivide oru towel  ittirunnu….

Tintumon: Enkil oru double mundu eduthu bus-nte mukalil ittoode…

Bus nintethakumalloooo….

alla pinn....

102 : Ente Chora

  

Kothuku kadi kondu pulanja Tintumon kadicha kothukine veruthe vittu...?

why.....?

Tintumon paranju “Onnumillengilum Avante njarambukalil Odunnathu Ente Chorayalle”

 

101 : Hence the Proof

   

Maths Teacher:

“A=B

B=C

So A=C


Prove this ....???

Tintumon:”Sir, I Love You, You love your daughter, So I love your daughter....!”

Hence the Proof

 

100 : Gandhi Jayanthi

  

Teacher: Gandhi jayanthiye kurich ninack enthariyam.....?

Tintumon: Gandhi oru mahaanaaayirunnu....!!

pakshe ammachiyaane, e jayanthiye njan ariyuka polumilla........

99 : I Mr You

  

Tintumon got SMS from Dundu Mol

“I Miss you da”.....

Tintumon Replied:

“I Mr you di...”

98 : Chevi Kelckaamo?

  

Teacher : Kannu kaanaathavane "andhan" ennu vilikkunnu… Appol Chevi kelkaathavane enthu vilikkum.....???

Tintumon : Avante thanthakku venelum vilikkam… Kaaranam avanu chevi kelkillallo…

97 : Kavi Tintumon

"ishtapetta penninodu ishtamanennu kashtapetu parayumbol , ishtamallennu aa dhushta...

paranjal,nashtapettathinte vedhana kashtapetu ishtapetavane ariyu ” 

Kavi Tintumon

96 : Ramuvinu 100 aayussu

  

Maricha ramuvinte veettil poya Tintumon

Tintu mon: “Body kondu vanno....”?

Appol ambulance vannu…

Tintu mon: ohh.. Ramuvinu 100 ayussaanallooo…?

95 : Chandran or America

  

Teacher: Americkayilecko.... chandranilecko... evideckaanu kooduthal dooram?

Tintumon: Americayileku !

Teacher: kaaryam?
 

Tintumon: ividennu nokiyal Americaye kaanilla ennal chandrane kaanam ...

94 : Tintumon's Tune

  

Tintumon’s msg to Dundumol

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Didnt understand.....?

DOCOMO tune..... 

93 : Doctor

   

Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya Tintumonodu

Doctor: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
 

Tintumon: thengennu onnu veenu kittende doctor....!!

92 : save Titanic

  

Teacher: Write a "C" program to prevent "TITANIC" from sinking....?

Tintumon: Declare the variable "TITANIC" as float…!

91 : Bahumanam

  

Achan : eda, muthirnnavarude munpil bahalam undakkathe maryadaykku nilkkanam ennarinju koode......?

Tintumon: Appol ammayanalle achanekkal muthirnnathu......???

90 : Achante Umma

  

Tintumon: amme achan innu enick umma thannilla....

Amma: Ath nee padikkathath kondalle?

Tintumon: Appol nammude velakkari nannaayi padikkunnundalle....?

89 : Late in Class

  

Tintumon was late and he entered the classroom without permission from the madam saying

“Hey sweety, carry on… Don't stop for me.. We can talk later...” !!!

 

88 : 50 Paisa

  

oru lady nilavilikunathu kanda Tintumon: “Enthu patti....?”

Lady: “Ente mon 50 paisa vizhungi.”

Tintumon: “Athinano ingane oli idunathu?…

Inna 50 paisa....!!

87 : UKG Result

  

Tintumon: eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla..!!

Dundumon: athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para

Tintumon: Parayaam……..U.K.G. result varatte....

86 : Tintumon Wisdom

 
“Loose Motion Can Never Be In Slow Motion"

85 : Achan marichu

  

Amma: mone meen vaangan poya achan car idichu marichu
 

Tintumon: saramilla amme namuk chammanthi kootti choru kazhikkam….!

84 : Smart Answer

  
Dundumol bus stopil nilkunnath Tintumon kandu… Avan poyi Dundumolku kiss koduthu….

Deshyathode Dundumol : chiiii…nee entha cheyyunne…?
 
Tintumon: L.K.G yil padikunnu…

83 : Sleep B4 marriage

  

Dundumon : Whats the problem if I sleep with my girlfriend before marriage ?

Tintumon : Theres no problem if you “sleep”

82 : Pennukaanal

 

Tintumon maammante koode pennu kanan poyi

Maamman: kutty eduvare padichu...?

Penkutty: BA

Tintumon: Ayye verum 2 aksharam aano padichath.....athum thala thirich...!

81 : Hridhayam Ambhalam

  

Tintumon: I love u…

Dundumol: kaalil cherippu undu..

Tintumon: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!

80 : Pazham maathram

    

Tintumon kadakkaranodu : oru pazhathinu ethraya vila ?

Kadakkaran : 1 roopa....

Tintumon : 60 paisakku tharumo ?

Kadakkaran : 60 paisakku tholi mathram kittum...

Tintumon : inna 40 paisa...

tholi venda , pazham mathram mathi....

79 : Bus Conductor Tintu

  

Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus’umayi :

“drrrr…pee pee pom..

Stop!

Ella thendikalum irangiko.

Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.

Puvam rite..drrr..

Kayari nilkada pulle.

drrr..”

Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati.

5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu..

Tintumon: “drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!

Vegam irangada pattikale, allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!!

Povam rite. tin tin……!!

78 : Appooppan Kari

  

Tintumon: Appoppan endha urangukayano....?

Amma: Alla mone appoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..

Tintumon: Appam Eppazha kari vekkunne....!!....??

77 : Oldest Animal

  

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?

Tintu mon: ZEBRA...!!

Teacher: How?

Tintu mon: Bcoz it is Black & White..!

76 : Newton's 3rd Law

  

Teacher: can u give an example of Newton's third law:- "For every action there is equal and opposite reaction"?

Tintumon: every time i open my book…my eyes close!

75 : Darwin's Theory

  

Tintumon to Dundumol: Orikkal 3 per vellamadich caril pokukayaayirunnu.

onnaaman 1 peg, randaaman 2nd peg, moonnaaman 3 peg…

avarude vandi accidentil pettitt moonnaaman maathram rekshapettu…

endhu kond?

Dundumol: ???

Tintumon: Darwin’s Theory- "Survival Of The Fittest…"

74 : Madyapanam & Vellappockam

  

Teacher was talking about the bad effects of alcohol

Teacher: “Ethraayiram pereyanu madhyam(alcohol) konnathennu ariyamo ?”

Tintumon: “Ethra laksham pereyaanu verum vellam(water) koonathennu teacherkku ariyamo ?”

Teacher: “Athengane ?”

Tintumon: “Vellapokkam..!!”

73 : Tinumonte sneham

  

Tintumonte kayyil 2 pazham undu, valuth avaneduthit cheruth Dunduvinu koduthu.

Dundumon: ithentha? njan aayirunnenkil valuth ninakk thannene...!!

Tintumon: athalle njaanum cheythathu....!

72 : Poochayude Naamam

 

Malayalam classil 

Teacher: ‘Poocha theeyil chaadi.., “Naamam” parayu?

Tintumon: ‘ Poocha theeyil chadiyal Naamam poyittu  “Romam” polum undavilla.

71 : At Shoranur Railway Station

  

Tintumon at  Shoranur railway station. 

He asks a man “When will Rajdhani Express go from here?”

Man Replies 12.30.

“When will Venad Express go from here?”

Man Replies 14.30.

“When will Intercity go from here?”

Man Replies 19.10.

Where do u want to go?

Tintumon replies, “No, I just want to cross the tracks!”

70 : Orange & Apple

  

Teacher : What is the difference between Orange and Apple?

Tintumon : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE....!!

69 : Dictionary

Once Nepolean met Tintumon.

While talking he told:

“WORD IMPOSSIBLE IS NOT FOUND IN MY DICTIONARY…”
 

Hearing this, Tintumon Said:

“Athonnum paranjittu karyamilla.. ellam vangikkumbol nokkanamaayirunnu..!”

68 : Molinnulla Vili

 

Palliyile Achan : Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichaal nammalellam ponam Tintumone....


Tintumon : Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal 'Moli' maathram poyaal pore acho.............?

67 : Vishwaasam-Sathyam

  

Teacher : sathyavum vishwasavum thamillula vyasthyaasam enthaanu?

Tintumon : Teacher nammalle padipikkunu ennath sathyam,njangalck manassilaakunnu ennath teacherude vishwasam.....

66 : Urumbhinte Powder

   

Tintumon kadayil

Tintumon : Paatayckulla Marunnundo...?

Salesman : undu..ithaaa....sir, urumbinulla powder veno?

Tintumon : venda,innu powder kondupoyal nale urumb lipstik chodikum...!!!

65 : Naalukettu

 

Teacher: MT yude naalukettine kurichu enthanu abhipraayam?

Tintumon: Onnu kettiya ente Dady de karyam thanne kashtama ,appol nalukettiya MT yude karayam parayan undo?

 

64 : Love Letter Back

 

Tintumol: I can’t marry you. Give my love letter back.

……next day………

Tintumon gave a Big basket & say
 

Find out your letters from these....

63 : Court Judge

 

Judge: Nanamilledo....? Ithu moonnaam thavanayalle Nee Kodathiyil Varunnath......?

Tintumon: Ningal Daily Varunnundallo, pinnenthaa......?

62 : Sadya

 

Sadya unnnunna Tintumon viyarkunnath kanda Supplier

Supplier: “Fan idatte”?

Tintumon: “ilayude thumbathu Lesham ittoloo..!”

61 : PhD

 
Tintumon was being Interviewed by the HR.

HR: What is your qualification?

Tintumon : Sir I am PhD.

HR : What do u mean by PhD?

Tintumon : (smirking) Passed Highschool with Difficuty...