Thursday, September 30, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Teacher : Why are you late..?
Tintumon : There was a man in the bus stop who lost a hundred Rupees note.
Teacher : Oh. so you were helping him to find it..?
Tintumon : No. I was standing over it....!!
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Aarumon : Marriage is like a special event
Tintumon : No, Marriage is like a public toilet
Aarumon : How...?
Tintumon : Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Teacher : All of you should have reading Habit...
Students : Yes teacher..
Teacher : Good, which is your favorite book...?
Aarumon : The tempest
Dundumol : Chemmeen
Tintumon : Dad's cheque book...!!
Amma : Nee entha innu nerathe schoolil ninnu ponnathu..??
Tintumon : Classil Teacher chodicha chodyathinu njan utharam paranjathu kondu enne nerathe vittu..
Amma : Aano nalla kutty, aatte enthayirunnu chodyam..??
Tintumon : Ara duster kondu teachere erinjhathennu...!!!
Sunday, September 26, 2010
CPIM Minister at Anniversary function
Minister : khadi thuni industry valare nashtathilanu, athukondu schoolil khadi thuni uniform prolsahippikanam...
Tintumon : Sir DINESH BEEDI yum nashtathilanu. . . !!
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Tintumon praying at church
Tintumon : God, keep peace on earth so that no third world war is going to happen
The priest heard this and asked Tintumon
Priest : Very good boy, You really follow the path of Christ
Tintumon : No Father, I am so weak in History and I can’t study another war..that's why...
Teacher : What do you want to become...?
Tintumon : Doctor
Teacher : Good, tell me why did you select this profession...?
Tintumon : Because it is the only profession where you can tell a woman to take off her dress and ask her husband to pay for it…!!
Friday, September 24, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Dundumon : Imagine if Achumama, Chennithala, Pinarayi, Oommen Chandi, Kodiueri, Karunakaran, Baby evareallam oru boatil pokunnu,...Boat mungiyal aaru rakshapedum... ?
Tintumon : Keralam.... !!!
Monday, September 20, 2010
At shop :
Tintumon : 25 roopayude ari 2 kg, 50 roopayude enna 1/2 litre, 20 roopayude soap 5 ennam, motham ethra aavum chetta..... ?
Shop keeper : Total 175..... Pack cheyyatte mone... ?
Tintumon : Venda chetta..”ho! angane innathe home work theernnu....!!!”
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Teacher : Japanil ninnum kooduthal export cheyyunnath enthaa..?
Pinkumol : Automobiles
Teacher : Chinayil ninno....?
Aarumon : Electronics
Teacher : India yil ninno...?
Tintumon : Malayalees...!!
Dundumol : It’s unfair that if a guy having affair with a different girl every week,he’s a legend, but if a girl has affair with just two guys in a year, she’s a bad girl.
Tintumon : If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a bad lock....!!
Parolil irangi busil pokuvaayirunna Tintumon oru Swamiye kandu mutti...
Tintumon : Where do you live...?
Swami : Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya..!
Tintumon : Great
Swami : Where do you live...?
Tintumon : Lord Krishna's birth place,...... Jail...!!
Friday, September 10, 2010
The best Tintumon Jokes that you should never miss
Tintumonte Marriage Kazhinju.. First Nightil Tintumon Bharya Dundumolod Aa Door Adaykkoo Mole... Dundumol Door Close Chaithu... Ini Nee Be...
Tintumon : Gandijuyum Nayantharayum Thammilulla oru saamyavum oru vethyasavum parayamo...? Dundumon : Enickariyilla.. Tintumon : ...
In an interview Interviewer : How does a scooter run....? Tintumon : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr…………. Interviewer shouts : Stop it..!! Tintu...
Teacher : Every walk of life will contain Ups and downs, Stones and sand, Flowers and Thorns, Hard Soil and Soft soil..Now tell what did ...
Tintumol : Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.....?? Tintumon : Pattikal car-i...
Teacher : Mazha peyyumbol minnal undakunnathu enth kondu...? Tintumon : Mazha ellayidathum orupole kittunudo ennariyan daivam Torch adich...
Pinkumon : Da nee nuna parishodhana yanthram kandittundo..? Tintumon : Ente veetil orennam undu....? Pinkumon : Aano..? enne kaanich t...
Teacher : Pazhanchollukal kettinttundo..? Students : Yes Teacher : Engil onnu randennam parayooo Dundumol : Madiyan mala chumackum.......
Teacher : What is the name of Gandiji's son.....? Tintumon : Dineshan....!! Teacher : What.....? Tintumon : Gandiji is the father of...
Tintumon in KALYAN jewellery Tintumon : 1 kg gold please. Shop keeper : Ok sir,here it is, Tintumon : Thank you paisa kittumbo tharam. ...