Thursday, December 30, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Teacher : What is your father's name...?
Tintumon : Mera pithagi ka naam Suraj Prakash hai
Teacher : When I ask a question in English, answer it in english only...u got it..?
Tintumon : My father's name is Sunlight.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Teacher : Days and Time Once gone cannot be seen again
Tintumon : Who said the days and time once gone cannot be seen...just go and check your 2005 calendar it is as same as 2011 calendar year....The days are same of the same date....
Teacher : Enick oru kuthirayum kazhuthayum undennu karuthuka. Njan ethinte purathaavum kayari savari cheyyuka...?
Tintumon : Kuthirayude purathu
Teacher : Correct...! Engane manassilayi...?
Tintumon : Oru kazhutha veroru kazhuthayude purathu kayaraarillello...!!
One lady came to Dr.Tintumon to get medicine for her husband
Wife : My husband is having a lot of tension and stress..Give some medicines for him
Dr.Tintumon : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife : Thanks, When should I give them to him..?
Dr.Tintumon : They are for you...!!
Tintumon was having telephone booth at Hell
A man in Hell asked Tintumon : Can I make a call to my Wife...?
After making the call he asked how much to pay....?
Tintumon : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free....!!
Padippikkunathinidayil Classil ninnum irangi pokunna Dundu mole kanda Teacher...
Teacher : Class eduthu kondirikkunathinidayil nee evide pokunnedi..?
Tintumon : Avalkku Urakathil ezhunettu nadakkunna swabhavam undu teacher..!!
Friday, December 17, 2010
Tintumon to Marriage Brocker : I need a girl like Moon..!!
Brocker : You mean you want a girl with the color of that of Moon...??
Tintumon : No, I want a Girl who comes at Night and leaves in the morning like Moon...!!
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Aarumon : Why do Indian women pray to God for the same husband in the next life...?
Tintumon : To ensure that all the efforts taken to train him in this life, do not go in vain...!!
Monday, December 13, 2010
Brocker Tintumon Checkaneyum kootti pennu kaanaan poyi
Pennu kaandu kazhinjhu Checkan Tintumonodu cheviyil pathucke paranjhu..
Checkan : Pennu pora...heightum illa niravum illa...
Tintumon : Nee urakke paranjo, avalku cheviyum kelkillaa..!!!
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Sir Issac Newton conducted an International Quiz Competition. Representatives of all major nations participated. Tintumon represented India
Newton : How to write four in between five....??
Chinese : Its a joke
Japanese : Its not technically possible
American : Wrong question
British : Not available in internet
Tintumon : I can,
And wrote on the board
And wrote on the board
" F(IV)E "
Newton : It was an answerless question
Tintumon : If there is any other similar question I can help you
Tintumon's Live story
5 Friends lived in a room.
Namely Somebody, Nobody, Mad, Brain & Fool.
Oneday Somebody killed Nobody,
That time Brain was in bathroom,
Mad called Police....
Mad : Is it Police station...?
Police : Yes
Mad : Somebody killed Nobody
Police : What....? Are you mad....??
Mad : Yes
Police : Don't you have brain...??
Mad : Brain was in bathroom
Police : You fool...?
Mad : No sir, Fool is reading this story...!!
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Dundumon Teacherodu : Ee Tintu enne cheruppinadichu.
Teacher : Tintu ne enthina avane cherupinadichathu...??
Tintumon : Athu avan chodichu vangiya adiyanu.
Teacher : Chodichu vangiyatho...?
Tintumon : Athe,cheli chavittiya cheruppumayi classil keraruthennu avan paranju.. njan ente cherupil cheli ellannum paranju... appol avan thanneya “cheruppinadi” kanatte ennu paranjathu..
Njan koduckukayum cheythu..!!
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Tintumon vazhiyil kanda oru penninodu : Namuck olichodi kalyanam kazhickano atho kalyanam kazhichittu olichodano...??
Girl : Nee adi kondittu odunno atho njan odichittu adikkano...??
Tintumon : Venda, namuck olichodi kalyanam kazhichittu adi koodi thirichodaam...!!
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Pinkumol : When we go to market my boyfriend catches my hand..he is so romantical...
Tintumon : Actually he is not romantical, he is economical. He knows very well that if he leaves your hand you will start shopping each and everything...!!
Pinkumol : :-o
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Tintumon's wife came after consulting with a Doctor over her tiredness. After reaching home
Wife : Ee samayathu manassinu samaadhaanavum restum aanu vendathenna doctor paranje. valla hill stationilekkum poyi kurachu kaalam kazhiyaan nirdeshichu. engotta pogande...?
Tintumon : Veroru Doctorinte aduthekku
Oru divasam classil
Teacher : Stamp shegarikkunna aale englishil enthaa parayaa...?
Aarumon : Philostepher
Teacher : Good boy..!
Teacher : Tintu, paisa shegarikkuna aale appo enthaa englishil enthaa parayaa...?
Tintumon : Beggar....!!
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Paditham dukhamaanunni, thundallo sukhapradam: Akkitham Tintu Nambudiri
Ee lokath arum thundumayi janikkunilla, saahacharyam avanekkondu thundu veppikunathanu : Tintumon Gandhi
Pariksha ethayalum thundu nannayal mathi : Srinarayana Tintu
Thundu ullavan ilathavanu kodukuka : Tintumon Christ
Friday, November 26, 2010
Tintumon was a chemistry Professor... one day after the class one student asked
Student : How many children do you have...?
Tintumon wrote on the board : 6.022x10^23
Students : Ayyo..ithrayum pillero...??..!!
Tintumon : Don't misunderstand, I mean one mol only...!!
English Teacher : Njan parayunna word nte present tense, Past tense and Past participle Parayanam...!!
Students : Yes teacher
Teacher : Speak nte Dundumol parayoo..
Dundumol : Speak , Spoke , Spoken.
Teacher : Good, Tintumon Keep-nte parayoooo.
Tintumon : Keep , Kope , Kopan..!!!
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Malayalam Classil Teacher : Thullal prasthanathinte upanjathavu aara…..? Tintumol : Kumar……. Tintumon : Kumari Rimi Tomy
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Teacher : Mazha peyyumbol minnal undakunnathu enth kondu...? Tintumon : Mazha ellayidathum orupole kittunudo ennariyan daivam Torch adich...
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Teacher : Navu kondu iraye pidikkunna oru jeeviyude peru parayu..? Tintumon : L.I.C Agent...!!
Teacher : Pazhanchollukal kettinttundo..? Students : Yes Teacher : Engil onnu randennam parayooo Dundumol : Madiyan mala chumackum.......
Teacher : What is the name of Gandiji's son.....? Tintumon : Dineshan....!! Teacher : What.....? Tintumon : Gandiji is the father of...
Ningalkku enne kollam.... pakshe tholpikkan avilla : Cheguvra Ningalkku enne padippikkam but jayipikkan avilla : Tintumon