Monday, November 29, 2010

548 : Reason for Earthquake


Teacher : What is the reason for earthquake...?

Tintumon : It occurs when someone calls to Rajnikanth's mobile when it is in vibrating mode...!!

547 : Roger Federer Vs Tintumon



Roger Federer : Ask me anything associated with tennis, I shall answer

Tintumon : Ok tell Me, how many holes are there in the Tennis net....???



546 : Horror Film


Dundumon : Eda enick oru horror padam kaanaan thonnunnu...

Tintumon : Veetil poyi oru kannaadi eduth nockiyaal mathi...!!

Sunday, November 28, 2010

545 : Which Hill Station...?


Tintumon's wife came after consulting with a Doctor over her tiredness. After reaching home

Wife : Ee samayathu manassinu samaadhaanavum restum aanu vendathenna doctor paranje. valla hill stationilekkum poyi kurachu kaalam kazhiyaan nirdeshichu. engotta pogande...?

Tintumon : Veroru Doctorinte aduthekku 


544 : Philostepher And Beggar


Oru divasam classil 

Teacher : Stamp shegarikkunna aale englishil enthaa parayaa...?

Aarumon : Philostepher

Teacher : Good boy..!

Teacher : Tintu, paisa shegarikkuna aale appo enthaa englishil enthaa parayaa...?

Tintumon : Beggar....!!

Saturday, November 27, 2010

543 : Great Words by Tintumon



Paditham dukhamaanunni, thundallo sukhapradam: Akkitham Tintu Nambudiri


Ee lokath arum thundumayi janikkunilla, saahacharyam avanekkondu thundu veppikunathanu : Tintumon Gandhi


Pariksha ethayalum thundu nannayal mathi : Srinarayana Tintu

Thundu ullavan ilathavanu kodukuka : Tintumon Christ

542 : To Make A Book Bestseller



Teacher What should be there in a Book to make it a bestseller...?


Tintumon : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!



541 : Swami Vivekananda Vs Swami Tintumon



If you give me 100 young boys I can change the nation... :-Swami Vivekananda

If you give me 100 young girls I can create another nation.. :-Swami Tintumon

540 : A Good Thing About Her


Pinkumol looks in mirror & says to Tintumon


Pinkumol : I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly...Please say something nice about me...


Tintumon : Your eyesight is perfect...!!



Friday, November 26, 2010

539 : How Many Chidren : Best Answer



Tintumon was a chemistry Professor... one day after the class one student asked

Student : How many children do you have...?


Tintumon wrote on the board : 6.022x10^23


Students : Ayyo..ithrayum pillero...??..!!

Tintumon : Don't misunderstand, I mean one mol only...!!

538 : Present, Past, Past Participle



English Teacher : Njan parayunna word nte present tense, Past tense and Past participle Parayanam...!!


Students : Yes teacher


Teacher : Speak nte Dundumol parayoo..

Dundumol : Speak , Spoke , Spoken.

Teacher : Good, Tintumon Keep-nte parayoooo.

Tintumon : Keep , Kope , Kopan..!!!


537 : Snake Bite



Aarumon : Ninte bharyaye paamp kadichu..!!

Tintumon : Sherikkum kadichathaavilla....!!

Aarumon : Pinne...?

Tintumon : Visham theernnappo paamp recharge cheythathavum...!!


536 : Marriage Month


Dundumol : What is the best month to get married..?

Tintumon : Octembruarember

Dundumol : Don`t be silly man, there`s no such month.

Tintumon : Exactly..!!


Thursday, November 4, 2010

535 : Rajnikanth in 100m Race



Tintumon : Rajnikanth participated in 100m race and he came first...but Einstein died watching this....Why...?


Aarumon : I dont know..


Tintumon : Because Light came second


534 : History and Future


Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Tintumon : Please teacher, I don’t want to study history.

Teacher : Why...?

Tintumon : There is no future in it..!!

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