Monday, November 29, 2010

548 : Reason for Earthquake

  

Teacher : What is the reason for earthquake...?

Tintumon : It occurs when someone calls to Rajnikanth's mobile when it is in vibrating mode...!!


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547 : Roger Federer Vs Tintumon

    

 

Roger Federer : Ask me anything associated with tennis, I shall answer


Tintumon : Ok tell Me, how many holes are there in the Tennis net....???

 

 

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546 : Horror Film

  

Dundumon : Eda enick oru horror padam kaanaan thonnunnu...

Tintumon : Veetil poyi oru kannaadi eduth nockiyaal mathi...!!

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Sunday, November 28, 2010

545 : Which Hill Station...?

 

Tintumon's wife came after consulting with a Doctor over her tiredness. After reaching home

Wife : Ee samayathu manassinu samaadhaanavum restum aanu vendathenna doctor paranje. valla hill stationilekkum poyi kurachu kaalam kazhiyaan nirdeshichu. engotta pogande...?

Tintumon : Veroru Doctorinte aduthekku 

 
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544 : Philostepher And Beggar

  

Oru divasam classil 

Teacher : Stamp shegarikkunna aale englishil enthaa parayaa...?

Aarumon : Philostepher

Teacher : Good boy..!

Teacher : Tintu, paisa shegarikkuna aale appo enthaa englishil enthaa parayaa...?

Tintumon : Beggar....!!

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Saturday, November 27, 2010

543 : Great Words by Tintumon

  

 

Paditham dukhamaanunni, thundallo sukhapradam: Akkitham Tintu Nambudiri

 

Ee lokath arum thundumayi janikkunilla, saahacharyam avanekkondu thundu veppikunathanu : Tintumon Gandhi

 

Pariksha ethayalum thundu nannayal mathi : Srinarayana Tintu


Thundu ullavan ilathavanu kodukuka : Tintumon Christ


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542 : To Make A Book Bestseller

  

 

Teacher :  What should be there in a Book to make it a bestseller...?

 

Tintumon : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!

 

 

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