Wednesday, December 8, 2010

555 : Love Proposal At Road

  

Tintumon vazhiyil kanda oru penninodu : Namuck olichodi kalyanam kazhickano atho kalyanam kazhichittu olichodano...??

 

Girl : Nee adi kondittu odunno atho njan odichittu adikkano...??

 

Tintumon : Venda, namuck olichodi kalyanam kazhichittu adi koodi thirichodaam...!! 


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554 : Accident Reason

  

 

Bikil ninnu veena Tintumonodu Traffic police : Enganeyanu accident undayathu..?

 

Tintumon : Sir,aa valavu kando...?

 

Police : Kandu 

 

Tintumon : Njan kandilllaa....!!!

 

 

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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

553 : Can I ask a Question

   

Teacher : Can I ask you a question..?

Tintumon : You just did.

Teacher : okay, Well can I ask you another question..?.

Tintumon : You just did it again..!!

 
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Monday, December 6, 2010

552 : Bringing Change

  

Teacher : "Change can’t be provided to you every time, You Must Bring the Change” ithu aarude vaakkukal aanu...??

Tintumon : KSRTC Bus Conductor nte...!!!

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551 : The Great Lover of Nation

  

Teacher : Who is the Great lover of the Nation, India...?

Tintumon : I know..

Teacher : Very good.. please tell

Tintumon : The Indian who sits on Western toilet in Indian style...!!

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Sunday, December 5, 2010

550 : Romantical or Economical

  

Pinkumol : When we go to market my boyfriend catches my hand..he is so romantical...

Tintumon : Actually he is not romantical, he is economical. He knows very well that if he leaves your hand you will start shopping each and everything...!!

Pinkumol : :-o

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Saturday, December 4, 2010

549 : Save Tigers

  

 

Dundumon : Today is Save Tigers day

 

Tintumon : Only 847 girls left for every 1000 boys in India.

SAVE GIRLS, LETS SAVE TIGERS LATER ....!! 

 

Pulikale veeno...? Atho kilikale veno....??

 

 

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