273 : Change to Exclamatory Sentence

  

English teacher : "A beautiful young girl is walking down the road”, change this to exclamatory sentence.

Tintumon : "aliya...!!! oru charack ponu da....!!!”.......

272 : How Much Time Needed to Read a 500 Page Book...?

  

Teacher : 500 page ulla book ethra divasam kondu vayichu theerkkam...?

Tintumon : Pareeksha naleyanenkil oru divasam kondu allenkil ethra divasam kazhinjano pareeksha, athrayum divasam kondu....!!

271 : Fish Fry

  

Teaher : Fish Fry yude artham parayooo

Tintumon : Meen Fry

Teacher : pacha malayalathil parayoo

Tintumon : Pacha meen fry…. ..
 

270 : Colour of Jersy Cow

 

Tintumon : Ningalde Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…??

Lonappan Chettan : Athu Jersy aanu..

Tintumon : oho Jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu...Pashuvinum Jersy ocke irangi alle...Kalikaalam...!!!

269 : How to make Jilebi

   

Tintumon Bakery ile cookinodu : ethra naalayi ningal Jileby undakkan thudangiyittu…?

Cook : 30 Varshamaayi…..entha…?

Tintumon : Ennittu ithu Vattam Chutty vekkkan alllathe Nere undaakkan padichilla alle…kahsttam…!!!

 

268 : Exact Reason for Divorce

  

Teacher : Why there are Divorces... ?

Tintumon : Just because people are marrying….!

267 : Air Hostess

  

Teacher : aakaashathu parakkukayum bhoomiyil prasavikkukayum cheyyunna oru jeeviyude peru parayu...!

Tintumon : Air Hostess

266 : What an Advertisement

  

Advertisement in a Garments Show room

‘1000 rupakku enth medichalum oru sari free’

next day kadayil bhayangara bhahalam

Reason : Tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju adi undaackunnu....

265 : Pottichirikkuka

   

Teacher : Vakyathil Prayogikkuka… Pottichirikkuka...

Tintumon : Store roomil vacha biscuitinte packet aaro “pottichirikkunnu”…

264 : Coming Soon

  

Sir ayi vazhakkitta Tintu mon .. 

oru boardil sir nte padam ottichu cemeteriyil kondu poyi thooki , enittu athinte adiyil ezhuthi vachu 

“Coming Soon”

263 : Check Your Weight

  

A girl checks her weight - 60 kg

she removed chappals - 58 kg

then bag - 54 kg

then shall- 53.5 kg

but coin theernu...

Tintumon in Que  behind her : you carry on coin njan idaam....!! 

262 : Scoo be do be doo

  

To be is to do : Socrates

To do is to be : Plato

To be or not to be : Shakespeare

Scoo be do be doo : Tintumon, LKG

261 : Great Handwriting

  

   

Teacher  : so, Tintumon, tell me, what can you do, that other people can’t...?

Tintumon : Ahh… well, I can read my own handwriting...!

260 : Kattaana

   

Teacher : Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”

Tintumon : Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu, njan enthu “kaattaana”...??

259 : ISRO Found Water in Moon

  

Teacher : ISRO chandranil vellam kandethi...!!

Tintumon : Ente kinattile vellathil njan pande chandrane kandatha.. Njan pinne aarodum paranjhilla enne ullu…

258 : Checkoslovakia to Goa

  

Teacher : Tintumon,Where is your native place...?

Tintumon : Checkoslovakia....

Teacher : Tell me the spelling…

(kure neram alochichathinu shesham Tintumon)

Tintumon : Patticheeee…….!!!!!!...my native place is GOA..

257 : Youth Getting Worse

   

Tintumon : The youth now a days is getting Worse...!!

Dundumon : Why do you say that...?

Tintumon : I was in Temple, When a Guy next to me lit a Cigarette from the Aarathi.... I was Shocked and almost dropped my Beer Bottle....!!

256 : How to ask for Leave..?

   

Tintumon asking the teacher for leave.....

Tintumon : Ente appooppan marichu....!!!

Teacher : Ninte appooppanalle kazhinja aazhcha marichathu...?

Tintumon : Ammoomma veendum ketti....!

255 : Interview with SugathaKumari

  

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna Tintumon 

Qn: Prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka ....?

Tintumon inganne ezhuthi….. 

Njan : namasthe teacher...!!.. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu 

Sugathakumari : samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu... 

Njan : sheri teacher....!!

254 : Watchman and Beggar

  

Bus Conductor : Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman...?

Tintumon : Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar...??

253 : How to settle a Police Dad

  

Police Constable to his son, Tintumon : Stupid, why did you get very low marks in your last exam.....?

Tintumon : Keep this 100 rupees & leave the matter...!

252 : Difference Between Dog and You

   

British : Do you know Swimming...?

Tintumon : No...

British : Dog is better than you it Swims....

Tintumon : Do you know Swimming....?

British : Ya...!

Tintumon :  Then, what is the difference between you & dog...?

251 : How to Write Answers in Exams..?

  

New Way of writing answers in exams

Tintumon starts to use a new method of writing answers in exams

For all the questions, which he don't know the answer.

he will draw as given below
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and write like this.

'Scratch here 4 Answers'

250 : Name in Your Mobile

 

Tintumol checked Tintumon’s mobile  to know under which name he has saved her number

When dialed, it showed ….

Calling…

Fool NO.20..

249 : Reason for two wives

  

Tintumon as a businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging
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Competition improves service”.

248 : Vibration with Fever

  

Tintumon’s father fell ill and was shivering with cold 

Doctor came and asked : what happened...?

Tintumon : Enthu patti ennariyilla, but raavile muthal bhayankara vibration und

247 : What is fashion designing

Teacher : What is fashion designing…?
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Tintumon : Too many brains working on too little clothes, with too many ideas on how to cover too little areas.

246 : New Style of Proposing

  

Tintumon's Style of proposing

Tintumon to Dundumol : I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and  I don’t want my son to do the same with your daughter So lets make them brother & sister....

245 : I Love You Da

  

UKG’il padikkunna Tintumonodu, LKG’il padikkunna Dundumol : I LOVE YOU DA...

Tintumon : Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu cheyyana…?

244 : Progress Report

  

Teacher : Eda Tintu.. Da Ninte Progress Report.. mothom MOTTAYA… oru vandi vilichh veetttil ethichoo…!!

Tintumon : Sheri…. Athil teacher “HANDLE WITH CARE” ennu koodi ezuthikkoo…. Illel Achan chilappo eduthu eriyumm……!!

243 : Eiffel Tower

  

Dundumon : Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the Eiffel Tower....?

Tintumon : Yes, But Eiffel Tower Can’t Jump you fool...!!

242 : Who is Meera Bhai..?

  

Once teacher was teaching a lesson on MEERABHAI..

Teacher : who was Meerabhai...??

Tintumon : madam i think she was the sister of MUNNABHAI….!

241 : The Cheapest Dating

  

Tuttumolude koode dating kazinju vanna Tintumonod Achan chodichu…

  

Ethra paisa pottichu kalanju....?
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Tintumon : 50 Rupees
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Achan : Ithra kuracho....??
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Tintumon : Avalude kayyil athra mathrame undayirunnullu..!!!

240 : Thank You Brother

  

Tintumonu pettennu PinkuMolodu oru ishtam ! Oru divasam school-il

Tintumon :Nalla bhangiyulla Dress

Tintumol :Thank you

Tintumon :Ninte Lipstickum nannayittundu

Tintumol : Thanxx

Tintumon :Make-up-um kollaam!

Tintumol :Thank you Brother !!!
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.Tintumon : Pakshe ithokke aayittum ninne kaanan kollillaloodee....!!!

239 : Press Any Key to Continue

  

Tintumon computer use chayuka ayirinu pettenu or message kandu….

Press “Any key” to Continue

Tintumon : ee parnja key ee keyboardill kanunillao…..

238 : School ahead Go Slow

  

Teacher : entha classil ethan vaikiyathu...?

Tintumon : Traffic sign board kaaranam.

Teacher : Enthu sign board...?

Tintumon : road side il ezuthi vachathu “School Ahead, Go Slow"....

237 : Dont know to play Cards..?

  

Teacher : Eda Tintu..!!

Tintumon : Entha mashe...?

Teacher : Eda nee alle paranjath ninaku ‘Cheet’ kalikan ariyillanu..?..enitu nee inale kavalelirunnu cheet kalichu 1000 rupa kalanjathu….??

Tintumon : Athalle mashe njan paranjath eniku cheet kalikan ariyilla ennu…

236 : What is Maths

  

Teacher : What is maths...?

Tintumon : Mental Attack To Healthy Students....!!

235 : Driver kelkaatha Bell

  

Urangipoyathu karanam tintuvinu stopil irangan kazhinjilla... 

vandiyeduthappol njettiyeneettu conductorodu iranganam ennu paranju.

conductor : eppolumeppolum belladichal driver choodavum.ninne adutha stopilirakkam.

Tintumon : maamaa, driver kelkkathe adicha mathi.thamasichu chennal amma vazhakku parayum.athu konda…

234 : Cigaret and Misunderstanding

  

Arum kaanathe olichu ninnu cigaret valichu kondu ninna Tintumonodu

Teacher... : entha ithu, ithokke sheriyano Tintumone...?

Tintumon : Teacher pettennangu po..aarelum kandaal nammale thettidharikkum..

233 : Panchaayath Clerk

  

Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna udhyogasthan Tintumonte veetil ethi.

Udhyogasthan : Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo?

Tintumon : Undallo..

Udhyogasthan : Sheri, Kinar undo ?

Tintumon : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide pipe-um bucketum undu. 

232 : Throw a Stone at Dog

  

Mother : why are you late ?

 
Tintumon : a dog chase me

 
Mother : where is the goods that you bought ?

Tintumon : I throw that all to the dog But…. 

 
Mother : why dont you throw a stone to it...?
  

Tintumon : Yes I have thrown a stone….

 
Mother : when ? after that what happen ?

Tintumon : when I throw the stone The dog was Sleeping and then it chased Me…

231 : Adidas

  

History teacher : Name kalidas’s brother who was a shoemaker...?

Tintumon : Adidas   

230 : Rest and No Rest

  

Priest : God made man and then rested...
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Tintumon : God made women and then no one rested.