Tintumon Jokes
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
774 : Bhandangal Swarnam Poleyaanu
Achan
:
Nineck 5 kaamukimaar undennu kettallo Tintu, Sheriyaanodaa..??
Tintumon
:
Bhandangal Swarnam Poleyanachaa..Ethrayere undo athrayum santhosham..!!
So Cool
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
773 : Best Solution for Ladies
Two ladies were fighting for a seat in the bus, both claiming they came first.
Tintumon
:
I think the one who is more aged should take the seat
Both looked each other. But seat remained empty.
Tintumon took the seat and traveled happily
So Simple
772 : Respected Love
Tintumon
:
Di...I Love You
Rosimol
:
Edo...Kurach maanyamaayi samsaarich koode
Titumon
:
Ethrayum bahumanappetta Rosimole, Njan ninne Maanyamaayi premickunnu..!!
Thats all
771 : Kanjhi Kudickaan
Pichackaran
:
Kanjhi kudickaan vallathum tharane
Tintumon
:
Spoon Mathiyo..??
Here is Spoon & Fork
770 : Sign Board for Keep Silence
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for conveying the message to keep the mobile phones in silent mode for a conference room.
Tintumon wrote like this.
Please keep your Mobile Phones in 'Manmohan Singh Mode'
Pin Drop Silence
769 : Facebook Marital Status Change
Tintumon's wife died. Just after the funeral.
Aarumon
:
Is there anything left to do..??
Tintumon
:
Yea, one more thing to do
Aarumon
:
Whats that..??
Tintumon
:
Bring my laptop, I have to change my marital status to 'Single'
Single...Mingle
768 : English Word of Kurangan
Teacher
:
Kurangan enna vaackinte English word parayoo..??
Tintumon
:
Monkey
Teacher
:
Sathyam parayeda, nee book nockiyalle paranjhath..??
Tintumon
:
Aey alla Sir
Teacher
:
Pinne
Tintumon
:
Njan Sarinte mugath nockiyaa paranjhath..!!
Dimi
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