Dundumol : What is the best month to get married..?
Tintumon : Octembruarember
Dundumol : Don`t be silly man, there`s no such month.
Tintumon : Exactly..!!
Friday, November 26, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
535 : Rajnikanth in 100m Race
Tintumon : Rajnikanth participated in 100m race and he came first...but Einstein died watching this....Why...?
Aarumon : I dont know..
Tintumon : Because Light came second
534 : History and Future
Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Tintumon : Please teacher, I don’t want to study history.
Teacher : Why...?
Tintumon : There is no future in it..!!
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
533 : Latest Disease
Tintumon Doctorude aduth
Tintumon : Doctor njan raavile 7 manick onninu povum
Doctor : Athinentha..?
Tintumon : Njan 8 manick randinu povum
Doctor : Ath ellavarum cheyyunnathalle..?
Tintumon : But, njan 9 manika eneeckunne…!!
Monday, October 18, 2010
532 : Successful Woman
Teacher : "Behind every successful man there is a woman"... What we learn from this...?
Tintumon : We should stop wasting time in studies and should search for a woman..!!
531 : Thalavedhana
Teacher : Ningalk ariyamo, Keralathil Pathil 3 per thalavedana kond vishamikukayanu
Tintumon : Appol bakki 7 per thalavedana kondu Sugickuvaano....??
530 : Progress Card
Teacher : NIngalil arkeankeangilum abhinayikan ariyamo..??
Tintumon : Enickariyam teacher..
Teacher : Aatte, eppozhengilum achanayi abhinayichitundo...??
Tintumon : Uvvu teacher, Progress card kail kittumbozhoke..!!
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