Sunday, June 13, 2010

317 : You will be Hanged Tomorrow

  

Tintumon at court

Judge : Ninne nale ravile 5 manik thookkikollum...

Tintumon : HA HA HA HA. .

Judge : Nee enthinanu Chirikkunnad...?

Tintumon : athinu njan ezhunnelkkumbol thanne 8 maniyaavum..
   

316 : Where is Your Lost Teeth

  

Schoolil ninnum vanna Tintumonodu..

Amma : Eda ninte munpile pallu enganeya nashtapettathu.....?

Tintumon : Nashtapetitilla athu ente pocket il undu...!!
  

Saturday, June 12, 2010

315 : Ichayante Parambhile Thenga

  

Vikari Achan Tintumonodu : Ichayante parambil ninnum thenga moshtichathu nallathano Tintu………?

Tintumon : Ariyilla...!....Ithuvare pottichu nokkiyillacho…..!

314 : Plavil Keriya Achan

   

Tintumon to Dundumon : Ninte Achan plavil ninnu veenu hosptlil aaya vivaram nee ennodu paranjhilla alle....?

Dundumon
: sorry...!!!

Tintumon : nee orthoda,orikal ente Achanum plavil kerum..hmmmm...

313 : Kuda Maattam At Thrissur

   

Keeriya kudayumayi puratheck pokuvaayirunnu ith kanda Achan

Achan : Engotadaa ee keeriya kudayumayi...?

Tintumon : Thrisur poorathinu pova…avide kuda maatamund… Maarikitumonu Nokkatte..!!

312 : Munnar Tigers

   

Munnar poyi vanna tintumonodu

Dundumon : Munnar engane undayirunnu...??

Tintumon : Onnum parayanda Malayude mukalil ninnum njan muthram ozhikkukayayirunnu...

appol muthrathinu oru weight pole.

nokkiyappol randu puli muthrathil pichichu kayari varunnu.

njan pettennu muthram nirthi, puli randum tazhe veenu close ayi. 

alla pinne  ennoda kali…………

311 : Ooty The Great Place

 

Tintumon : Ente jeevithathil santhoshavum samadhanavum kittiyath ooty karanamanu...!!

Friend : Nee ootyil poyittundo...?

Tintumon : Njanithuvare poyittilla pakshe ente “WIFE” ootyilanu..ippo veetileck varaailla..!!

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