Tintumon Jokes
Sunday, June 13, 2010
317 : You will be Hanged Tomorrow
Tintumon at court
Judge
:
Ninne nale ravile 5 manik thookkikollum...
Tintumon
:
HA HA HA HA. .
Judge
:
Nee enthinanu Chirikkunnad...?
Tintumon
:
athinu njan ezhunnelkkumbol thanne 8 maniyaavum..
316 : Where is Your Lost Teeth
Schoolil ninnum vanna Tintumonodu..
Amma
:
Eda ninte munpile pallu enganeya nashtapettathu.....?
Tintumon
:
Nashtapetitilla athu ente pocket il undu...!!
Saturday, June 12, 2010
315 : Ichayante Parambhile Thenga
Vikari Achan Tintumonodu
:
Ichayante parambil ninnum thenga moshtichathu nallathano Tintu………?
Tintumon
:
Ariyilla...!....Ithuvare pottichu nokkiyillacho…..!
314 : Plavil Keriya Achan
Tintumon to Dundumon
:
Ninte Achan plavil ninnu veenu hosptlil aaya vivaram nee ennodu paranjhilla alle....?
Dundumon
:
sorry...!!!
Tintumon
:
nee orthoda,orikal ente Achanum plavil kerum..hmmmm...
313 : Kuda Maattam At Thrissur
Keeriya kudayumayi puratheck pokuvaayirunnu ith kanda Achan
Achan
:
Engotadaa ee keeriya kudayumayi...?
Tintumon
:
Thrisur poorathinu pova…avide kuda maatamund… Maarikitumonu Nokkatte..!!
312 : Munnar Tigers
Munnar poyi vanna tintumonodu
Dundumon
:
Munnar engane undayirunnu...??
Tintumon
:
Onnum parayanda Malayude mukalil ninnum njan muthram ozhikkukayayirunnu...
appol muthrathinu oru weight pole.
nokkiyappol randu puli muthrathil pichichu kayari varunnu.
njan pettennu muthram nirthi, puli randum tazhe veenu close ayi.
alla pinne ennoda kali…………
311 : Ooty The Great Place
Tintumon
:
Ente jeevithathil santhoshavum samadhanavum kittiyath ooty karanamanu...!!
Friend
:
Nee ootyil poyittundo...?
Tintumon
:
Njanithuvare poyittilla pakshe ente “WIFE” ootyilanu..ippo veetileck varaailla..!!
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