Tintumon Jokes

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

60 : English Thenga

Tecacher: Thengaye Englishil Enthan parayuka..?

Tintumon: Co…Co…co…

Teacher: Athu thanne.... athu thanne.... parayoo..

Tintumon: “Kottathenga..!”

59 : Cigarattu Vali

Theatre-il irunnu cigarette valicha Tintumonodu thottu aduthu irunna aal paranju:

"ningal ividirunnu cigarette valikkumbo 20% maathrame ningale badhikkoo..baakki 80% chuttum ullavare aanu baadhikknnathu”

Tintumon: “Enna chettan oru kaaryam cheyyu..chettan ivide irunnu valichoo..njaan appurathu irikkaam…”

58 : Alumina-Filomina

Teacher: What is Al2O3?

Ramu: Alumina....!!!

Teacher: What is Fe2O3?

Tintumon: Filomina.....

57 : Taller : Stronger : Sharper

Tintumon puts all his pencil in a bottle of Horlicks...!

Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?

To make his pencil

T A L L E R, S T R O N G E R

and

S H A R P E R

56 : Side or Middle which is Gud

Sardar v/s Tintumon

Sardar eat a tablet by cutting the edges.....!!!

Y?

To avoid side effect...

But

Tintumon said

"I eat the edges Only....

Because

'MADYAM' aarogyathinu Haanikaram.....

55 : Dineshan-Gandhiji's Son

Teacher : What is the name of Gandiji's son.....?
Tintumon : Dineshan....!!
Teacher : What.....?

Tintumon : Gandiji is the father of "di-neshan......"

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

54 : Karunakarante ICU

ടിന്റുമോന്‍ ന്യൂസ്‌ പേപ്പര്‍ വായിക്കുകയായിരുന്നു.
പേപ്പറില്‍ ഒരു ന്യൂസ്‌ കണ്ടു. കെ .കരുണാകരന്‍ ICU-വില്‍.

ഇത് വായിച്ചാ ടിന്റുമോന്‍ : പടച്ചോനെ….!! ഇയാള് പിന്നേം പാര്‍ട്ടി മാറിയോ..??