Sunday, February 13, 2011

595 : Porotta

  

Teacher : Lokathil ettavum kooduthal adichamarthapetta vargam ethanu..??

Tintumon : Porotta

594 : Kulickande..??

  

Amma : Kulikkunnilleda...??

Tintumon : Und…

Amma : Eda kulikkunnilleeennu..??

TintumonUndennu…

Amma : Ethra neramayi?..??nee kulikkunnilleda..?...?

Tintumon : Undennu…

Amma : Pinne enthonna aalochichirikkunne..??

Tintumon : Ennu kulickanam enna...!!

593 : Pranayam

  

Aarumon : Pranayathe enthinodaa upamickaan kazhiyuka....??

Tintumon : Cinemayodu

Aarumon : Engane..??

Tintumon : Ippo njan Pinkumole premickaanennu veck, athil

Production : Njan
Direction : Pinkumol
Music : Kootukar
Stunt : Veetukar and
Distribution : Naatukar...!!

 

Saturday, February 12, 2011

592 : First Night Thought

  

Tintumonte first nightil…

Dundumol : Ithrayum naal nammal snehichu, eppol nammal kalyanam kazhichu….enthu thonnunnu..??

TintumonAvsanam njan pettupoyi ennu thonnunnu..!!

 

591 : Marketing And Feedback

 
  

Aarumon : What is direct marketing and customer feedback..??

Tintumon : Look, Pinkumol is coming; You love her right...??

Aarumon : Yes

Tintumon : Then, go and kiss her

Aarumon : Why..?

Tintumon : Thats is direct marketing of your love

Aarumon went and kissed her but she slapped him on his face. 

Aarumon : She slapped me on my face

Tintumon : That was customer feedback..!!

590 : Letter from MD

  

Tintumon : Dad, You have a letter by post

Dad : Open and read it

Tintumon : He has praised you a lot in this Dad

Dad : What is written, read it loudly

Tintumon : "Thanks for your support in last year, with your help we have achieved our sales targets. Please continue your wonderful support....”

Mom : Wow, super. Who has sent it..?

Tintumon : M.D

Dad : There is a chance for a Promotion with increment

Mom : Love you dear, Umma...!!

Tintumon : Let me complete; its M.D, Beverage Corperation, Kerala…..!!

 

589 : No Soda

  

 

Amma : Mone chaya tharatte..?

Tintumon : Venda

Amma : Coffee..?

 

Tintumon : Venda

 

Amma : Juice..?

 

Tintumon : Venda 

Amma : Brandy..?

 

Tintumon : Soda venda..!!

 

 

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