543 : Great Words by Tintumon

  

 

Paditham dukhamaanunni, thundallo sukhapradam: Akkitham Tintu Nambudiri

 

Ee lokath arum thundumayi janikkunilla, saahacharyam avanekkondu thundu veppikunathanu : Tintumon Gandhi

 

Pariksha ethayalum thundu nannayal mathi : Srinarayana Tintu

Thundu ullavan ilathavanu kodukuka : Tintumon Christ

542 : To Make A Book Bestseller

  

 

Teacher :  What should be there in a Book to make it a bestseller...?

 

Tintumon : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!

 

 

541 : Swami Vivekananda Vs Swami Tintumon

  

 

If you give me 100 young boys I can change the nation... :-Swami Vivekananda

If you give me 100 young girls I can create another nation.. :-Swami Tintumon

540 : A Good Thing About Her

  

Pinkumol looks in mirror & says to Tintumon

 

Pinkumol : I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly...Please say something nice about me...

 

Tintumon : Your eyesight is perfect...!!

 

 

539 : How Many Chidren : Best Answer

  

 

Tintumon was a chemistry Professor... one day after the class one student asked

Student : How many children do you have...?

 

Tintumon wrote on the board : 6.022x10^23

 

Students : Ayyo..ithrayum pillero...??..!!

Tintumon : Don't misunderstand, I mean one mol only...!!

538 : Present, Past, Past Participle

   

 

English Teacher : Njan parayunna word nte present tense, Past tense and Past participle Parayanam...!!

 

Students : Yes teacher

 

Teacher : Speak nte Dundumol parayoo..

Dundumol : Speak , Spoke , Spoken.

Teacher : Good, Tintumon Keep-nte parayoooo.

Tintumon : Keep , Kope , Kopan..!!!

 

537 : Snake Bite

 

 

Aarumon : Ninte bharyaye paamp kadichu..!!

Tintumon : Sherikkum kadichathaavilla....!!

Aarumon : Pinne...?

Tintumon : Visham theernnappo paamp recharge cheythathavum...!!