377 : Shajahan's Tajmahal and Tintumon's

  

Dundumon : Shajahan thante bharyayude marana shesham avalude ormakkayi Tajmahal ketti…

Tintumon : Njanum ente bharyayude marana shesham ingane thanne cheythu

Dundumon : Nee enthaa cheythath...??

Tintumon : Avalude aniyathiye ketti....!!

 

376 : How to buy best gift for your Wife..?

   

Tintumon's wife wanted to have a new car. On their second wedding Anniversary she told him

Wife : As gift give me something goes from 0 to 80 when i am on it

Tintumon : oh sure my dear

Tintumon gifted her a weighing machine....

375 : Parents the most Respected

   

Teacher : Logathu parentsineckal valuthaayi onnumilla, avare nammal bahumanikkanam..

Tintumon :  Sheri teacher, ethrayum pettannu kalyanam kazhichu Parent aayi maraan shramikkam….

374 : Caught for Sleeping Together

   

Shashi : Meet my wife  Sona

Tintumon :  I knew her...!!

Shashi : How...?

Tintumon : We were caught for sleeping together…!!

Shashi : What............... ? 

Tintumon : Yes, true… 15 years before in our maths class….!!

 

373 : Only Married Men Can Apply

   

Tintumon started a factory

He put notice for recruitment of employees in Newspapers

The heading was

Only Married Men can Apply

One of Tintumon's friends asked him : Why such a condition...?

Tintumon : Married men are so obedient....!!

372: Great Love Messege and Reply

   

Tintumon's girlfiend messages him

“if you are sleeping send me your dreams,

if you are crying send me your tears,

if you are laughing send me your laughter”

Tintumon's Reply : I am in the toilet..

 

371 : Easy way to find your Wife

   

Tintumon approaches a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket : Sweety, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes.....?

Lady : Why you want to talk to me for that...?

Tintumon : Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.