Teacher: Now, Listen children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Tintumon: Sahodhara sneham....!!
Tintumon: Sahodhara sneham....!!
Sunday, May 2, 2010
117 : Ladies First
Teacher: Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Tintumon: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How...?
Tintumon: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How...?
Tintumon: Ladies first.....!!
Saturday, May 1, 2010
116 : Future Tense
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Tintumon: The future tense is “ You will go to jail ”
Tintumon: The future tense is “ You will go to jail ”
115 : Human Beans
Teacher asked her students to frame sentences using the word “beans”..
My Father grows beans, said one student.
My Father grows beans, said one student.
My mother cooks beans, said another.
Then Tintumon : “We are all human beans....!!”
Then Tintumon : “We are all human beans....!!”
114 : Sugich Irippu
Autoyil ninnirangiya Tintumon: Ethrayayi....?
Driver:100 roopa
Driver:100 roopa
Tintumon : Inna 50 roopa, appo sheri chettaa...!!
Driver deshyathil: Ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo....?
Tintumon: Thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath....??
Tintumon: Thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath....??
113 : Vidyaarambham
Tintumonte Vidhyarambathinidayil Poojari urakke thummi
appol Tintumon: “pedichu poyallo da thendi…”
appol Tintumon: “pedichu poyallo da thendi…”
112 : Plastic Surgery
Tintumon: Doctore, ee bucketil oru valiya hole und….athonnu sheriyaackaan enthaa cheyyande...?
Doctor: Athenthina ennod parayunne…??
Tintumon: Alla ningal Plastic sugery specialist alle....?
Doctor: Athenthina ennod parayunne…??
Tintumon: Alla ningal Plastic sugery specialist alle....?
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