734 : Fastest modes of Communication

  
Teacher : Which are the first two fastest modes of communication..??


Pinkumol : E-mail


Teacher : Right, the second one..??


Tintumon : Female..!!

733 : Tourism Tags of Famous Countries

  
Teacher : Tell the Tourism Tags of Different Countries..??


Dundumol : Thailand: Amazing Thailand


Aarumon : India: Incredible India


Pinkumol : Malaysia: Truly Asia


Tintumon : Pakistan: Have a blast, Till you last

732 : Paranjhu Varumbhol

Tintumon : Vadacke veetile 'Rajappan' adutha aazhcha Dubayil ninnum varunnennu Amma paranjhu. Atharaa Achaa..??


Achan : Paranjhu varumbhol ninte 'Maman' aayittu varum


Tintumon : Appo parayaathe varumbhozho...??

731 : Black & White TV

  
In Physics Class


Tintumon : I have a doubt..??


Teacher : Ask


Tintumon : Is 'Black' a color..??


Teacher : Yes


Tintumon : Is 'White' a color..??


Teacher : Yes


Tintumon : Then Why a Black & White TV is not a color TV..??


Teacher : .......................................

730 : The Secret Behind the Beard of Hashim Amla

Tintumon : Do you know the Secret Behind the Beard of Hashim Amla..??


Aarumon : No


Tintumon : Dabur AMLA Hair Oil..!!

729 : The Latest Type of Loan

  

One day morning Tintumon was going with the legal documents of his Home. Dundumon saw him

Dundumon : Where are you going with all these documents..??

Tintumon : I am going to apply for a loan in the Bank

Dundumon : What type of Loan..??

Tintumon : Petrol Loan..!!

728 : Which is the Best Career

  
Dundumon : Which is the Best Career..?

Tintumon : Sanyasam

Dundumon : How..?

Tintumon : After 10 years of Career The bank deposits will be

Teacher : 5 Lakhs
Engineer : 20 Lakhs
Doctor : 25 Lakhs
IAS Officer : 40 Lakhs
Sanyasi (Baba Ramdev) : 1177 Crores

727 : Call me a Taxi

 

Tintumon was working as Personal Assistant of the CEO of a reputed company. One day morning CEO called Tintu

CEO : Hey Tintu, Call me a Taxi

Tintumon : Hello Taxi, Good Morning..!!

726 : 25 Paisa to be Banned From today

   

Aarumon : Innu muthal 25 nte paisa nirodhichedaa

Tintumon : Ho rekshapettu, Innu muthal enne aarum Kalckaashinu vilayillathavan ennu vilickillello..!!

725 : Some Text Missing

  

Aarumon : I have a problem with my Mobile

Tintumon : What happened..??

Aarumon : Sometimes it shows 'Some Text Missing' 

Tintumon : Oh pinne ella Textum kittan ninte mobile endha Universal library aaano..?

724 : Abhishek Bachan Gonna Become Father

  

Tintumon went to Meet Abhishek Bachan to Congratulate on hearing the News that Aishwarya Rai became pregnant

Tintumon : Congratulations, May god bless you with a nice baby

Abhishek : No idea sirji

Tintumon : Get Idea from the Third Abhishek, He must be having the Idea..!!

723 : Monsoon Tips

   

Tintumon : Don't meet girls during 'monsoon'

Aarumon : What will happen..?

Tintumon : They will become 'mom soon'

722 : Mazhackala Rogangal

Teacher : Mazhackaalath kaanappedunna ettavum valiya rogam ethaanu..?

Tintumon : Madi..!!

721 : Sabha: The perfect Lover

  

Aarumon : Ente classile 'Nabha' enna penkuttiku ninne valya ishtamanu

Tintumon : Oho..’Nabha’ ennadhinu pagaram ’Sabha’ ennanu perengil enikithiri ishtam thoniyene

Aarumon : Adhendha ee ’Sabha’ ku ithre prathyegatha..?

Tintumon : 'Sabha’ aanengil idakidakku koodamallo…eppol venamengilum pirichum vidam… !!

720 : Kara Nallathalle ??

  

One day Dundumol kissed Tintu on his face and he gets a mark of lipstick..When he reached home Mom asked

Mom : Enthada ithu..?

Tintumon : Nallathu cheyyumpol kara pattiyal kara nalathalle Mummy....!!

719 : What is Education

  

Teacher : What is the education..?

Tintumon : Education is an organized system through which we waste one half of our life to learn how to waste the remaining half of our life..!!

718 : Poorvikar

  

Dundumol : Ente Muthashi parayuva namude poorvikar kuranganmar aayirunnu ennu..??

Tintumon : Athoke ningade kudamba karyam, njanenthu parayana.!!

717 : Advertisement for the Most Mileage

  

Tintumon gave an advertisement in the Newspaper when the petrol prices raised by Rs.5.

Advertisement:

Kuranjha Pullu kondu kooduthal Mileage kittunna Kaalavandi (With 2 Kala) Aavashyam undu

Modelum vilayum prashnam alla, Nalla anusarana ulla kaalakal aayirickanam..!!

716 : Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

  

Pinkumol : Endhada ee arranged marriage um love marriage um thammilulla difference..?

Tintumon : Arranged marriage- vangiya sadhanam ishtapettillelum orikkalum thirichu kodukkan patilla..!!

 
Pinkumol : Appol Love marriage..?

Tintumon : Love marriage- upayogichu nokki ishtapettal mathram vangiyal madh..!!

715 : Pranayam Thenga Poleyaanu

   

Dundumon : Pranam enth poleyaa Tintumone..?

Tintumon : Pranayam Thenga poleyanu

Dundumon : How..?

Tintumon : Athinte Vellam kudickan nallathaanu

Karikalil cherthal nalla ruchiyaanu

Pakshe, Thalayil veenaal jeevitham poyi..!!

714 : Best thing to Place over a Christmas Cake

  
Aarumon : Which is the best thing to place over this Christmas Cake..?

Tintumon : No doubt … its my Teeth..!!

713 : Trip to Mysoor

  
Teacher : Ningalk evideck tour pokananu ishtam..?



Tintumon : Mysoor


Teacher : Why Mysoor..?


Tintumon : Kazhinja kollam Sharada teacher kokkayil veenu marichath avide vechanu..!!
 

712 : Buying Mobile Easily

 
Pinkumol : Nee Mobile vangiyath Ninte Achan Arinjo..?


Tintumon : SalesMan Polum Arinjilla pinneyalle.. Achan..!!
 

711 : Malarea

  
Teacher : Othiri malakal kaanappedunna sthalathinu englishil oru ottavakku parayum. enthanathu.. ?

Tintumon : MALAREA..!!

710 : Changathi Nannaayal Kannaadi Venda

Aarumon : Ninackariyo, Changathi Nannaayal Kannadi Venda ennu teacher paranjhu..?

Tintumon : Appo nee nannaavunno atho njan kannaadi medickano..?

709 : Psychology of Girls

 

Dundumon : Do you know anything about the Psychology of Girls.?

Tintumon : Yes, i know; Its

Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys

&

at the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy..!!

 

708 : Attittudes of Ganguly, Sachin, Sehwag & Dravid

       
Tintumon : Do you know the Attittudes of our favourite cricketers..?

Aarumon : I dont know, you tell

Tintumon : Ganguly : Do or Die



Sehwag : Do Before You Die


Sachin : Dont Die Until You Do


Rahul Dravid : Play Until Bowlers Die...!

707 : Rathinirvedham

Teacher : Vedhangal Ethra ennam undu..?

Dundumol : 4

Teacher : Ethockeya..?

Aarumon : Rigvedham, Samavedham, Yajurvedham, pinnathe ariyilla miss

Teacher : Vere aarck engilum ariyo..?

Tintumon : Yes Miss, Rathinirvedham..!!

706 : How Osam Bin Laden Died

 

Tintumon : Imagine.. Nee ninte 3 Bharyamaarumaayi oru Veettil Kazhiyunnu Ennu. 5 Kollamaayi Nee purathu pokaarillennu koodi Imagine Chey..

Aarumon : Entammo.. Aalochikkane vayya..Athilum Bedham Chaavunnatha

Tintumon : Appo Oru Kaaryam Urappayi.. Osama Bin Laden US Sena ye vilichu varuthiyatha..!

 

705 : Truth behind American Names

 

Aarumon : Endhada ee Americackarude name ellam
JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JEMSON
JOHNSON ennoke idunnadhu...?

Tintumon : Allengil ammamarku orma kittilla..idhu aarudeyokke son aanennu…adhalle avidathe sthidhi…!!

 

704 : B F C D

   

Teacher :  A B C D parayu..
 

Tintumon : A,E,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
 

Teacher : Appol B F C D evide poyi..?

Tintumon : Kochu kalli…chodhikumennu enickariyaarnu..bagil und…!!

703 : Scientists have found Ice and Water in Moon

Dundumon : Scientists have found Ice and Water in Moon

Tintumon : Great, now we just need to carry ROYAL STAG and chips with us...!!

702 : 7th sense

  

In an interview

Interviewer : How many senses does a man have...?

Tintumon : 5 Sir..!!!

Interviewer : Sorry kid , There is a 6th sense also, thats Common sense which you don't seem to have..!

Tintumon : Sir, There is a 7th sense also, Thats Non-sense which you are Talking now..!! 

701: Truth About Good Girls

Tintumon's findings about Good Girls

1. Good girls are Not good looking.

2. Good looking girls are Not good girls.

3. Good looking & good girls are not single.

4. Good looking, good girls, & Single girls have strong Brothers.

5. Good looking, good girls, single without brothers will treat you as her brother. 

 

700 : What is Love

Tintumon in the LKG class

Pinkumol : What is love..?

Tintumon : Love is like a chuchu in the pant...Others can only see it and only i can feel it..!!

699 : Suraj Venjharamood: The president of Amma

  

Dundumon : Suraj Venjharamood Ammayude president aayaal aadyam cheyyunna kaaryam enthaayirickum..?

Tintumon : 'Amma' yude peru maati 'Thalle' ennaackum..!!

698 : Where you can double your money instantly

Tintumon : Where you can double your money instantly..?

Aarumon : Some money chain program..?

Tintumon : But that will not happen instantly

Aarumon : Then no idea dear

Tintumon : Infront of a Mirror..!!

697 : Where do you find lot of cities without a single House

Tintumon : Where do you find lot of cities without a single House..?

Aarumon : Its not possible, tell if you can

Tintumon : In a Map..!!

696 : Where does Monday comes before Sunday

Tintumon : Where does Monday comes before Sunday..?

Aarumon : I dont know, you tell

Tintumon : In a Dictionary...!!

695 : English Coaching under Obama

 

Tintumon was sent to USA to learn English under Obama

After 3 months His father called Obama and asked : Is Tintumon learning English well...?

Obama : Nadakkillaa Aliyaa...!!!

 

 

694 : How to get Balance

 

Bus Conductor : Kambiyil Pidicho, Allenkil Balance Kittilla.

Tintumon : Kambiyil Pidichalum illenkilum balance thannillel thaan vivaram ariyum

 

693 : Who is more kind, Boys or Girls..?

  

Pinkumol : Who is more kind, Boys or Girls..?

Tintumon : Boys

Pinkumol : Why boys...?

Tintumon : Because girls never help unknown boys but boys are always ready to help unknown girls..!!

692 : White sari & Black Sari

Two ladies we talking; one was wearing a black sari and the other a white sari

Tintumon : Why are you wearing White and Black saries..?

Black sari Lady : My husband's hair is completely black thats why

White sari Lady : My husband's hair is completely white thats why

Tintumon : Ningalude bharthaackanmaarude mudi mothamayi kozhinjhu kazhiyumbhol enne kaanaan varane..Please..!!

691 : Vasco Da Gama

Teacher : Vasco Da Gama kappalirangiya sthalam Ethu..?

Urackathilayirunnu Tintumon pettennu eneetu ninnit paranjhu

Tintumon : Aduckala

Teacher : Njan enthaa chodhiche..?

Tintumon : Vaasuvinte Amma Kappa puzhungunna sthalam

690 : Best and Worst Photos of a Man

Tintumon : Where will you find the Best and Worst Photos of a Man..?

Aarumon : I dont know

Tintumon : Best Photo in the Facebook profile and the worst photo in Voter's ID Card

689 : The Luckiest Husband in the World

  

Dundumon : Who is the luckiest husband in the World..?

Tintumon : Kanimozhi's Husband

Dundumon : Why..?

Tintumon : 214 Crores in the Bank and Wife in the Jail...!!

688 : Biology and Sociology

Teacher : Define Biology and Sociology

Tintumon : If new born baby looks like his father its Biology and if he looks like his neighbour that is called Sociology..!!

687 : Baby Diploma

 

Tintumon Chechiyude Kuttiye Kalippikunnu : Mone Diplomae..oodi vaadaa

Athu Kandu ninna Tintuvinte Friend : Diplomayo.? Athenth Pera da..?

Tintumon : Aa Ariyilla, Chechi "Diplomayum Konde Varu.." Ennum Paranj Banglorinu Poyatha., Vannappo Konduvannatha ee irikunna item..!!

 

686 : What do you like the most in me

 

One day Tintumon's wife asked him : What do you like the most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body..?

Tintumon looked at her from head to toe and told : Your sense of Humour..!!

685 : Moral of the Story

Teacher : One day a girl asked her boyfriend

Girl : What will you do if I die..?

Boy : I will live happily for the rest of the life

Next day the girl committed suicide with a note saying 'I will do anything for your happiness'

Teacher : What is the moral of the story..?

Tintumon : Never Joke with brainless girls..!!