363 : Examples of Import and Export

In Economics class

Teacher : Import and Export are very important factors of the economy of a country..Can anyone tell examples for import and export of India....

Tintumon : Import eg. Sonia Gandhi

                    Export eg. Sania Mirza

362: Value of the Truth

  

Tintumon : Njann innale cricket bat kondu T.V. thalli pottichu..Achan chodichappol njaana cheythathu ennum paranju..Pakshe achan ennai onnum cheythilla..

Teacher : Kando..atha Sathyathinte vila ..

Tintumon : Kuntham..Appozhum cricket bat ente kaiyil undarunnu,atha Achan mindanjathu

361 : Tintumon as Zoo worker

  

Owner : Simhathinte koodu adacho....?

Tintumon : illa...

Owner : athentha....?

Tintumon : oh....! athine okke aru pidichondu pokana....??

360 ; Achan in Congress or Communism

  

Election Pracharana samayam....

Vote chodhih  vanna politicians Tintuvinod : Achan congrassilo Communistilo....?

Tintumon : Achan kakkoosila…!!

359 : Papam Poruckkan enth Cheyyanam

   

Vikari Achan : Nammude papangal daivam porukkanamenkil nam enthu cheyyanam...??

Tintumon : Papam cheyyanam Acho...!!

358 : Pura Niranjhu Ninnal Enth cheyyum..?

   

Thomasettan : Pura niranju nilkkunna ninte makalude kalyaanam kazhinjo..?

Tintumon : Kalyaanathinokke valliya chilavalle..athukond pura onnukoody pokkikketti…

 

357 : How to fix the names of Cylones..?

   

Why do scientists give the female names like Katrina & Laila to all these Cyclones...?

Tintumon : Because, GIRLS are the symbols of DISASTER…..

356 : Disasters Of 1st World War

   

Teacher : Onnaam loka mahaayuddham kondundaaya duranthamgal enthellaam..?

Tintumon : Randaam Lokha Mahayudham...!!

355 : Only Question which Cannot have an Answer 'Yes'

  

Teacher : Athe...ennu utharam parayaan pattaatha chodyam undo..?

Tintumon : Undallo…
 

Teacher : Ethaa aa chodyam.... parayoo kelckatte...?

Tintumon : Ningal Urangukayaano...?

 

354 : Delivery in 6th Month

  

Patient : Doctor vivaaham kazhinju aaraam maasam ente bharya prasavichu....Enthanu Doctor kaaranam..?

Dr: Tintumon : Thangalude bharya vivaha parisheelana coursil pankeduthath kondaayirickum....saramilla..ini ingane undaavilla....

353 : Use of Cocunut Trees

  

Teacher :  Thengu (Coconut Tree) illaayirunnuvengil enthu sambhavikkumaayirunnu..?

Tintumon : Monguna Pattikalude ennam koodumaayirunnu....

352 : Compressed Liquid Oxygen

  

Teacher : Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen...? 

Tintumon : O2.zip or O2.rar

351 : Boxing Champion' Secret of Success

Tintumon Boxing champion aayi....

Journalist : Boxingil Thangalude vijaya rahasyam..?

Tintumon : Ente Amma thanne.. Kudichu varunna Achane neridunna Ammayaanu ente maathruka....

350 : Silence Please

  

Dundumon : Sarkar Officil Silence please ennezhuthi vechirikkunnath enthina..?

Tintumon : Avideyullavarude urakkam kalayaathirikkaan....

349 : Britannia Jai Hanuman

  

Teacher : Raamaayanathile Parvatham pockiyeduth paranna Vaanaran Aara..?

Tintumon : Britannia Jai Hanuman

348 : How to Express Your Love Towards Your Nation

 

Teacher : Maathru Raajyathe ningal enganeyaanu snehikkunnath...?

Dundumon : Njanoru videsha vasthuvum vaangilla..

Pinkumon : Njaanoru videsha cinemayum kaanilla..

Tintumon : Njan English exam pass aavilla..!

347 : Vacancy for Night Watchman

 

Patient : Doctor, I am not at all able to sleep at night...what to do...?

Dr. Tintumon : Dont worry...here is a vacancy for night watchman....come and join Tomorrow...

346 : Prayer at Church

  

Tintumon and his wife went to Church...after prayer..

Wife : Adutha ezhu janmathilum Ningalente bharthaavaayirickaan njan praathichu..Ningalo..??

Tintumon : Ithente ezhaamathe Janmamaayirickaname ennu praarthichu...

345 : Malayalam Dictionary

   

Dundumol : Ente Achan malayalam Dictionary aracha kalacki kudicha aalaa...

Pinkumon : Ennittu...??

Tintumon : Stapler pin thondayil kurungi marichu poyickaanum....

344 : Put it in Mixi

  

Ammomma : Onne ullu engilum olacka kondu adich valarthanam...

Amma : 4,5 ennam undengilo...??

Tintumon : Mixiyil ittu adichaa mathiyaayirickum alle Ammomme...?

343 : Entrance Result

  

Tintumon's Entrance Result came...

He sent his rank as an SMS to Dundumol...

Dundumol's Reply 

'Nee puthiya Sim eduthodaaa....??'

342 : Shakeela Films

   

Tintumon : Rajan P Dev marichappol TV yil oraazhcha Adhehathinte film, 

Murali marichappo Adhehathinte....

Daivame ii Shakeela onnu vegam marichirunnengil.....

341 : Touchings only after Marriage

  

Tintumon and his girl friend were sitting in a lonely garden... 

Tintumon started touching the girl friend...

Girl : Don’t touch me, all this only after marriage…

Tintumon : OK, call me after your marriage...

340 : Good Effects of Cigarette

   

Cigarett valikkunna tintumone palliyile Achan kandu

Achan : Mone cigarette valichal nee pathukke pathukke marichu pokum….

Tintumon : enikk marikkan dhrithiyonnum illacho………. 

339 : Quiz Master

   

Namuck Quiz nadathi kalichaalo...?

Tintumon : sheri...nee chodhick...

Dundumon : Pattiye pole irikkum pakshe 3 kalil nadakkum…aa mrigam ethanu....?

Tintumon : Njondi patti....

338 : Shakira's WC Song Parady for Malappuram by Tintumon

  

Aamina Aamina eh eh...

Veckam Veckam va va...

Backil vecka eh eh....

Munnilum vecka eh eh....

Beckam va eh eh....

This time for jafarkka....

337 : Horlicks

   

Tintumon was crying.....

Dad : Enthinaadaa karayunne..?...I'm also your friend..tell me why...??

Tintumon : Aliyaa..kurach Horlicks chodhichappo ninte pennu enne thalliyedaa....

336 : Lecture on Bad Effects of Drinking

  

One day Tintumon was walking alone in the road at mid night....

After a heavy drinking party with friends...

Police SI saw him and asked

SI : Hey man where are you going at this time...?

Tintumon : I am going to listen a lecture on bad effects of Drinking

SI : Who is gonna give you lecture at this mid night...?

Tintumon : My Wife....!!

335 : National Survey

     

National surveyude bhaagamaayi Surveyor Tintumonte veetil ethi..

Appol Tintumon mathre veetil undaayirunnullu...

Surveyor :  Entha peru....?

Tintumon : Tintu...

Surveyor : Veetil ethra perundu....? 

Tintumon : veettil 4 perundu...Tintumon,Tintukuttan, Themmadi and Thallukolli...

334 : Karadi Binu

  

Tintumon Teacherodu : Teacher, avanenne 'Elumban Tintu' ennu vilickunnu...

Teacher : Aaraanu mone angane vilichath...???

Tintumon : aaa 'Karadi Binu'....

333 : Shakira's Prediction About World Cup 2010

  

Dundumon : How will be this Football World Cup 2010..??

Tintumon : It will be as Shakira's Prediction in the World Cup song

Dundumon : Whats her prediction...??

Tintumon : Poka Poka....!!!

332 : Why They Felt Less Weight in Moon

 

Teacher : Chandranilirangiya bahirakasha yathrakkarkku bharam kuranjathayi anubhavappettu…
enthu kond....??

Tintumon : Avarude bharyamar bhoomiyilayath kondu......!!!

331 : Malayalam Grammar : Karthaavu

  

Malayalam grammar classil

Teacher : Innu namukku grammar padikkam..

Students : ok

Teacher : Aadyam karthavu ennal enthanennu padickaam..ready alle..?

Students : Yes teacher

Teacher : “Raju ice cream thinnunnilla”…ithu kelkumpol thanne Raju aaranennu namukk manassilavum..
Tintu parayoo…Raju aarakunnu???

Tintumon : Aanamandan

330 : Why No one Scoring Goals Today

   

Tintumon and Dundumon were watching world cup football match together

Dundumon  : Why they are not scoring a single goal

Tintumon : They are scared to score goals dear....

Dundumon : Why...dont lie...Why Should they scare...??

Tintumon : Dont you see in yesterday's match when No:9 scored a goal all others were catching his neck..So terrific da....

329 : Who is Father of Ganapathi

   

Ambalathil ninnu ganapathi pappa moriyaa…ennu vilichu paranja bhakthane adichu veezhthiyittu

Tintumon : Phaa,ninakku ariyilleda ‘Ganapathiyude Pappa Shivan aanennu....??...Daivangalude thanthene maati kalickunno...?? 

328 : Favorite Writer

   

Teacher : Who is your favorite writer.....? 

Tintumon : My Junior Thomasutty

Teacher : Which is his favorite book...??

Tintumon : My homework...

327 : Ragging Style

  

Tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said

Tintumon : Da ithil '1' muthal '6' vare ezhudhiya papers und..nee athil onnedukkanam..

Junior : Ennittu...?

Tintumon : If u get 1,2,3,4,5 ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum..

Junior : appol 6 aanu kittiyadhengil…?

Tintumon : Nammal veendum kalikkum....!!

326 : Removing Clothes Not Restricted

  

Watchman Tintumon : Madam swimming is restricted in this lake..

Lady : why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes...?

Tintumon : That is not restricted.....!!

325 : Cute Reasoning

  

Teacher : entha late aayath...?

Tintumon : amblathil ninnirangi cherupp thappuvaayirunnu...

Teacher : ennittu kittiyo....?

Tintumon : illa, avasaanam njan ente cherupp thanne ittittu ponnu....!!

324 : India is a good Name or Not...?

   

Teacher : Students..You all should study well and give our nation a good name....

Tintumon : why teacher....??..So 'India' is not a good name....???

323 : Axe Effect

Babumon : Eda Tintu ela girlsum innu ninte porake aanalloda…??

Tintumon : AXE effect…raavile Achante shelfilnu adichumaati eduthu pooshi…!!!

322 : A Beautiful Teacher

  

Teacher : Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher...!!

Dundumon : But What about Failed student...?

Tintumon : A Beautiful Teacher...!!

  

321 : Exact Maths Exam

   

After exam

Tuttumon : Da....Tintu ninack innu ethu exam aayirunn....??

Tintumon : maths exam aanennu thonunnu…!

Tuttumon : adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…??...!!

Tintumon : ezhuthi pakshe..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavaanaa chance....

320 : How to Harvest a Mango Tree At Sea

   

Dundumon : Kadalinte nadukku oru maavu undengil athil ninnum engane oru manga parikkum…?

Tintumon : Oru kiliye pole parannu poyi parikkanam.....

Dundumon : Kiliyayi ninta Achan parakkumoda…?

Tintumon : Kadalinte nadukku ninte amma kondu poyi maavu nadumodaa dash mone….??

319 : When We will See Again

  

Tintumonte Appoppan Marichu...

Tharavaattil ninnum marana chadangukalck shesham Tintumon swantham veetileck  madangumbol...

Ammoomma : Ini enna kaanuka...??

Tintumon : Ivide ini aarenkilum marikkumbol kaanaam....!!

  

 

318 : A True Sentimental Story

  

Tintumon, Dundumon and Tuttumon were  lived in a same room at 100th floor of a building...

One day lift was not working…

So they decided to tell stories for time pass to reach the room through stairs....

They start to walk in steps....

Dundumon told an action story up to 50th floor....

Tuttumon told a comedy story upto 99th floor....

Atlast Tintumon told a sentiment story 

Sorry Dears....Room key is in the Car I guess...